"As Per My Last Email" Essential Oil Roller | Gifts for Coworkers | Office Humor
Smells Like This Meeting Could Have Been an Email | Roller
We've all been there, you open your inbox and see an email from *that* coworker, and although you really want to respond with "can you f***ing read??" ... you take a deep breath and say "As per my last email." We all know the subtext to that phrase but it's much more HR friendly, ya know? Do yourself a favor and roll this on BEFORE writing a seething response to an utterly annoying email, take a breath and keep being the professional boss b*tch that you are.
NOTES Top: Citrus | Mid: Sweet | Base: Woody
100% Cocos Nucifera – Fractionated
Essential Oils (7.5% dilution):
Bottle Info: 10 ml Amber Glass, Steel Roller Ball, Black Cap
To Use: Roll on pulse points such as wrists, inside elbows, temples, bend of knee, ankles, soles of feet, back of neck. Or just give it a good whiff when needed :)
“Fractionated” means the coconut oil has gone through a heating process, heating it past the boiling point of the different forms of fat in the oil. After being left to cool, the solid and liquid separates, because Lauric Acid (one of the main fats) solidifies as it cools, while Caprylic and Capric acid stay in a liquid state. The end product is a gentle, non-greasy oil that melts into the skin quickly, leaving no stubborn residue or aroma, which makes it perfect for rollers and essential oils. You still get the skin benefits of essential fatty acids, but without the mess and greasy feel of a non-fractionated coconut oil.
Here’s the low down on what we care about when sourcing and offering our oils:
100% Pure with safety testing
Never tested on animals
No synthetics or fillers
Grown Indigenously, cultivated and harvested ethically, distilled properly according to the plant.
Are our oils “Therapeutic Grade”? Well, they are 100% pure plant essential oils from wild harvested or organically cultivated plants all over the world in their indigenous regions. The term “therapeutic grade” is an advertising term which is not monitored or certified by any official independent organization. We chose not to use this term simply because we’re not down with playing into marketing gimmicks by making up a term that’s not a real thing. If any such organization decides to form, we’re sure they will be happy to charge exorbitant fees to gain such certification. Being an indie brand means we get to do the work of sourcing and blending, and still offer you pure essential oils without locking you into monthly minimums and unnecessarily high prices 🤘🏼